I Mangia Merde e Morte

     

                                                        I MANGIA MERDE E MORTE

             ALL CHARACTERS SPEAK IN AN ITALIAN ACCENT THROUGHOUT THE FILM

OPENING SEQUENCE:

MOVING AROUND AND PANING AROUND PLACES IN MEETING ROOM WHILST MANY PLAY POKER *MULTIPLE SHOTS RANDOM THROUGHOUT CONVERSATION*

          NICOLAS BIANCHI

*thick cigar in his mouth* RUSSO, DOLCEZZA MIA, YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME. *laughs and places down a straight flush*

            *others at table whistle and and laugh*

            BIANCA RUSSO

*smiles* AW, NICOLAS BIANCHI. I KNOW YOUR FATHER DID NOT TEACH YOU TO PLAY SO POORLY. AND YOUR MOTHER *places down royal flush and looks at him* TO BE SUCH A MASOCHIST.

        NICHOLAS BIANCHI

            *smiles fades*

            BIANCA RUSSO

            YOU PLAY TOO MUCH LIKE A MAN, NICO. 

             NICOLAS BIANCHI

ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL BEAT YOU RUSSO. THE SAME WAY I DO YOUR BROTHER.

                BIANCA RUSSO

MY BROTHER IS A SMART MAN, BIANCHI. DO YOU BLUFF IN POKER AND WITH YOUR MOUTH AS WELL? 

*ALESSANDRA walks into room looking concerned and slightly scared

            BIANCA RUSSO

YOU C- *notices ALESSANDRA’S worried expression*EVERYONE. OUT. NOW.

*all collectively look at each other confused and leave the room*

               ALESSANDRA

            *abruptly* MS. RUSSO-

            BIANCA RUSSO

    WHAT IS IT, ALESSANDRA? WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

            ALESSANDRA

    *hesitant and scared followed by a moment of silence* 

    I- I AM SORRY MS. RUSSO. THEY HAVE KILLED LUCA.

            BIANCA RUSSO

*moment of silence looking calm and collected*

*slams hands on table and throws everything off looking hurt and upset*

WHO? WHO DID IT- WHO KILLED MY BROTHER?

            ALESSANDRA

            THE I DIAVOLI.

        

                BIANCA RUSSO

                 WHO.

            ALESSANDRA

    TONY MONTANA, SIGNORA. *pause* I AM SORRY.

                BIANCA RUSSO

*silence* THEY KILL LUCA, I KILL THEIR TONY AND EVERY OTHER ONE OF THEM.

                 ALESSANDRA

I DO NOT JUDGE YOUR CHOICE MS. RUSSO, BUT I DIAVOLI HAVE BEEN I SIRPENTI’S BIGGEST RIVAL FOR DECADES. TO KILL THEIR BOSS WILL NOT BE A EASY PLAN.

                BIANCA RUSSO

YOU BRING ME LORENZO CONTI. I DEAL WITH THE REST.

            ALESSANDRA

CONTI? THE SON OF THE BOSS OF I PADRINI?

            BIANCA RUSSO

THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH THE I DIAVOLI, NO?

            ALESSANDRA

            FAMILY.

            BIANCA RUSSO

    GOOD. I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU DO IT BUT YOU BRING ME HIM, NOW.

            ALESSANDRA

                YES, MS. RUSSO. *starts to walk away*

                BIANCA RUSSO

                AH- ALESSANDRA?

            ALESSANDRA

            *turns around*

        

            BIANCA RUSSO

ALIVE, AND IN ONE PIECE, WILL YOU?

            ALESSANDRA

            *nods, turns around, walks out of room*

LORENZO CONTI’S HOUSE SCENE SET IN HIS LIVING ROOM WHILST HE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES WITH A HEADSET ON *RANDOM FOOD AND BAGS OF CHIPS THROWN AROUND AS HE PLAYS AND EATS*

        *ALESSANDRA and GIA slowly creep into LORENZO CONTI’S house*

        *they stumble upon him in his living room and notice him playing video games*

                LORENZO CONTI

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! BRUNO COVER ME! *keeps talking and playing*

*ALESSANDRA and GIA slowly advance towards him until they reach behind him*

            *they both point their guns to his head*

*LORENZO continues playing and rages at friends and game while munching on chips*

    *ALESSANDRA and GIA look at each other confused* *pause* *they rip off his         headset and throw it*

            LORENZO CONTI

                *turns around confused* WHAT THE-

                GIA

        OH, SHUT UP. *grabs a vase and hits him over the head with it* 

*GIA grabs LORENZO who is now a bit bloody, tapes his hands and feet together as well as his mouth shut while ALESSANDRA goes into his room and steals some     clothes*

*ALESSANDRA takes the clothes and starts the car while GIA drags LORENZO out of the house*

*black fade and cut to black screen and jump cut to next scene* 

BACK TO BIANCA RUSSO’S MEETING ROOM

        *ALESSANDRA and GIA drag in LORENZO*

                    BIANCA RUSSO

*looks at LORENZO in disgust* TELL ME YOU BROUGHT SOME DECENT CLOTHING.

        ALESSANDRA

    *goes out the door and comes back with clothing*

    *hands clothing to BIANCA*

            SO, WHAT IS THE PLAN MS. RUSSO?

            BIANCA RUSSO

            I’LL NEED YOU AND GIA.

                GIA

        YOU WON’T NEED ANYONE ELSE, SIGNORA?

            BIANCA RUSSO

IT IS TRULY SAD TO SAY, BUT MY BROTHER DIED TO FOOLISH IDIOTS. TONY AND HIS MEN CAN KILL, BUT THEY ARE STUPIDER THAN YOUR SISTER’S DOG.

            GIA

            *taken aback* HE IS ILL AND MISSING LIMBS.

               BIANCA RUSSO

            EXACTLY.

            *GIA still confused and shocked*

        BIANCA RUSSO

ALESSANDRA, HOW OFTEN DOES MONTANA SEE LORENZO CONTI?

            *cut to LORENZO on floor knocked out*

            ALESSANDRA

NOT ENOUGH TO KNOW HIS BIRTHDAY BUT ENOUGH TO SHOW UP TO HIS WEDDING WERE HE TO HAVE ONE, WHY?

                BIANCA RUSSO

I HAVE AN IDEA. STUPID? SLIGHTLY. BUT MONTANA AND HIS MEN HAVE TOO MUCH OF AN EGO AND AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF PRIDE TO FIGURE IT OUT.

*all three girls start talking as the shot gets farther away and their voices begin to get quieter*

TONY MONTANA’S MEETING ROOM TWO MEN STAND BEHIND TONY AND TWO STAND BY THE DOOR, MESSENGER’S OFFICE, CROSS-CUTTING SCENES BETWEEN MESSENGER’S OFFICE AND TONY MONTANA’S MEETING ROOM

    *TONY’S phone begins to ring and he answers*

                TONY MONTANA

                    SPEAK.

                      MESSENGER

                    YOU HAVE A VISITOR MR. MONTANA.

               TONY MONTANA

WHO IS IT? TELL THEM I’M NOT HERE OR THAT I’M BUSY OR SOMETHING- I DON’T KNOW, JUST DON’T LET THEM IN.

            *TONY goes to put the phone down*

               MESSENGER

               WAIT, SIR- IT’S YOUR NEPHEW.

            *TONY looks confused and brings the phone back to his ear*

        TONY MONTANA

        NEPHEW? WHO?

            MESSENGER

            LORENZO CONTI, SIR.

    TONY MONTANA

             CONTI?- AH, CONTI! YES, YES, YES, LET HIM IN.

                                    *BIANCA RUSSO dressed as LORENZO CONTI 

                                                                MESSENGER

PLEASE, PASS, MR. CONTI.

            BIANCA RUSSO

    *walks through wearing LORENZO’s clothing*

            TONY MONTANA

AHH, LORENZO! MY NEPHEW, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN YOU BASTARD- TOO BUSY TO VISIT YOUR UNCLE BEFORE?

              BIANCA RUSSO

    *in man-ish voice* MY DEAR UNCLE, YOU KNOW HOW BUSINESS IS. 

           TONY MONTANA

  *laughs* AND WHAT DO YOU WEAR? TAKE IT OFF, I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE, IT         HAS BEEN SO LONG.

            BIANCA RUSSO

YOU KNOW THE NEW TRENDS. I HAVE TO KEEP UP TO FIT INTO SOCIETY, I CANNOT         DRAW ATTENTION.

          TONY MONTANA?

            IS THAT RIGHT?

                       GIOVANNI

                 *takes out gun*

            TONY MONTANA

HEY! PUT IT DOWN- DO YOU NOT SEE THAT I SPEAK WITH FAMILY? HAVE YOU GONE                                             STUPID?! *mutters under breath* IMBECILE.

           BIANCA RUSSO

    WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE I SIRPENTI’S, UNCLE?

            TONY MONTANA

*bursts out laughing* THEY ARE EVEN MORE STUPID THAN GIOVANNI. THAT BROTHER OF THE RUSSO GIRL- LUCA RUSSO- I KILLED HIM EARLIER TODAY. IT WAS                                                                             TOO EASY.

           BIANCA RUSSO

        YOU DON’T SAY?

            TONY MONTANA

*laughs* WELL, WHY DID YOU VISIT ME, LORENZO? YOU NEED TO SPEAK OF                                                     BUSINESS? OR DO YOU MARRY VITTORIA NOW?

            BIANCA RUSSO

I HAVE SOME BUSINESS I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF. I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD BE A PART OF IT. *slides bag full of cash onto table* OPEN IT- SEE WHAT I OFFER.

            TONY MONTANA

               *goes and opens bag*

               BIANCA RUSSO

               *in normal voice* NOW!

              ALESSANDRA and GIA

        *burst into room and shoot TONY’s two bodyguards next to him.

        TONY MONTANA

        BIANCA RUSSO?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY OFFICE?

           BIANCA RUSSO

            FOR SOMEONE SO POWERFUL MONTANA, YOU ARE SO STUPID.

*gunfight breaks out, GIA and ALESSANDRA take care of any other men in the room while BIANCA shoots TONY and disarms him, shots of GIA and ALESSANDRA fighting, cut to shot of BIANCA having TONY on floor with her foot on him- moment of silence and eye contact between them- and she shoots him multiple times, lots of blood everywhere*

            BIANCA RUSSO

            MANGIA MERDE E MORTE. EAT SHIT AND DIE, TONY MONATANA.

            ALESSANDRA

           SIGNIORA, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE BODIES?

              GIA

        AND ALL OF THE BLOOD?

                  BIANCA RUSSO

                    LEAVE IT. LET’S GO.

    

        *the three women begin to exit the office*

            *right as BIANCA is about to walk out, she begins to walk back into the office*

                 BIANCA RUSSO

        WAIT! HOW DO YOU TAKE THE SELFIE ON THE IPHONE? 

        *ALESSANDRA and GIA turn around visibly confused*

             BIANCA RUSSO

               HELP ME TAKE THE SELFIE!

*ALESSANDRA and GIA quietly rush towards BIANCA and help her open the camera app                                                            and get into a selfie position*

            BIANCA RUSSO

        OK, NOW BEND. I WANT MONTANA’S BODY IN THE PICTURE.

    *the three women bend and take a picture with all the dead bodies in the     background*

            BIANCA RUSSO

        OK, NOW WE CAN LEAVE.

        

*as they walk out they pass by the MESSENGER who is now scared and BIANCA stops in         front of him*

            *BIANCA takes a selfie with the MESSENGER*

            ALESSANDRA

MAY I ASK WHAT YOU DO WITH THESE PICTURES, MS. RUSSO?

        BIANCA RUSSO

I POST FOR INSTAGRAM CLOSEFRIENDS. WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO? STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND LET’S GO.

*the three women collectively walk out of the place and fade out into Instagram post and then fade out into end credits*